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Slow Demotivational Poster


SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them


TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D


I LIKE FEEDING THEM -


TAGS: trolls slow stupid internet fail
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - January 30, 2012, 7:58 pm
Yep; they heal themselves when hurt, but are susceptible of being burnt. :)
- January 29, 2012, 12:04 am
You betcha. It's called "bait". ;) Not here, s'much as elsewhere...
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 5:46 pm
good luck with that :)


CIGARETTES - For the suicidal procrastinator.




GIVING HEAD - THE TORTOISE WAY! -


TAGS: slowly
Rating: 3.25/5

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STREET SIGNS - NOT ALWAYS POLITICALLY CORRECT




THE MALT SYMPHONY - In B Minor


TAGS: building slowly to a mighty crescendo
Rating: 3.25/5

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Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 7:23 pm
Oh, I thought I zipped my fly. jk You see what just happened there? That's collaboration, like Abbot and Costello. *takes a bow*
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 7:19 pm
open target there Bart
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 7:07 pm
I play the organ.
Sean - December 21, 2009, 7:05 pm
Well, whistling it would just be annoying now, wouldn't it?
Airman - December 21, 2009, 6:43 pm
so that's the tune I hear you humming
Sean - December 21, 2009, 5:22 pm
That's obviously the soundtrack of every decent porn movie made in the late seventies. Geez.
R.S.Jake - December 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I like the last 3 notes the best!
Airman - December 21, 2009, 4:25 pm
bingo, Bart
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 4:14 pm
All the notes look like sexual positions...is that intentional? 5/5
aesop's folly - December 21, 2009, 4:06 pm
i don't get it
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2009, 2:07 pm
Good sh*t Airman!


HIKING COMPANION - Sure, Chester is loud, obnoxious, smells horrible, and tells the worst stories.. ...but I know I can run much faster than him.




WHAT -


TAGS: turtles are slow but dont call them retarded
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:23 pm
LMAO!!!!
rerun - August 12, 2010, 11:55 am

looks like your turtle is pulling a train.


DAMMIT - No side streets.


TAGS: slow death no exit
Rating: 4.83/5

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AcidRain - June 18, 2012, 5:50 pm
We'll see about that.
Iconoclast - June 17, 2012, 9:45 pm
So, make a "U" turn.
Sho - June 17, 2012, 8:08 pm
slow, death ahead slow death, ahead


DIS IZ FRUSTRATING - Mah internets iz too slow




SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?




TURTLES -


TAGS: move slow think quick crankyhead
Rating: 4.46/5

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jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 10:51 pm
hehe


THE GAME - Slowpoke lost it...


TAGS: slowpoke the game 4chan meme
Rating: 1.46/5

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CrackersL - October 25, 2012, 8:47 am
Why does slowpoke have an asshole?
Juddles - September 22, 2009, 11:46 pm
On Deviateart.com made by some named josh(somthing)
LeHurleur - September 21, 2009, 9:17 am
where did you find this pic plz ?
CANADA - September 20, 2009, 10:25 pm
motifake-you failed it!


REGAL TURTLE - No, he does not know Kung-fu. Stop asking.


TAGS: slow steady turtle last place race
Rating: 4.9/5

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CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 4:55 pm
Thanks ^_^
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 10:35 pm
Nice.


A STAIRCASE A DAY - keeps the Greybeards away


TAGS: slows them down at least
Rating: 4.79/5

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MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 2:39 am
Yes, instead of the Greybeards, Cubby will cum. Or, perhaps you're a little old for that list. P.S. There are no misspellings here.
Bolverk - January 18, 2011, 12:08 pm
I could follow THAT veiw all day
IllicoPresto - October 8, 2010, 11:52 am
A staircase! And a backpack! How do you guys ever see those things?
Gaviota - October 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
If someone like this looked at me like that, I'd think I'd have a heart attack before I set foot on the stairs.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:24 pm
I'm waiting at the top... Guinness in hand. She'll be tired when she gets up here. Easier to.... influence.
forseti - October 2, 2010, 6:34 am
Holy Shit, what a fantastic rucksack! I love the Hibiscus flowers!
smalltownguy - October 1, 2010, 7:38 pm
love that little diamond of light creeping through the middle
rerun - October 1, 2010, 5:33 pm

yo know..If I was chasing this up the stairs daily I would be in much better shape...and probably have a few more kids.


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: so slow the f down already
Rating: 4.53/5

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forseti - September 14, 2010, 3:20 am
ok, now I get your idea... thx ;)
Haarakkon - September 13, 2010, 5:22 pm
This has nothing to do with joules, mass, antimatter or even Einstein. E=mc2 is an equation that is commonly (note: not necessarily correctly) and vaguely associated with the speed of light and space travel. That's all.
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:39 pm
Nice one Haar.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 4:06 pm
i don't know, perhaps the snail is getting scared of the speed. If the snail turns on the headlights will they , oh nevermind
forseti - September 13, 2010, 3:30 pm
but the snail goes at least as fast as the turtle as long as it stays on the back... O.o
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:21 pm
the turtle goes fast compared to the snail.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:20 pm
sorry, even with the tags I don't get it. 2L for the funny pic.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm
E=mc^2 + k Where k is +/- 4 lions


SLUGGISH - "I don't surf the net in general. I have someone do it for me instead, because I find it sluggish." (Brian May) I guess he was using Internet Explorer!




THE SNAIL -




CUBICLE WARRIORS - Preparing for a day of warfare with an indifferent bureaucracy and outright hostile management. The reward? None.




HEADGAMES -


TAGS: admin is evil and must be stopped or slowed down some
Rating: 2.95/5

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MercAlert - March 17, 2012, 7:44 pm
This seems very close to being a tunnel.
Sean - April 8, 2009, 3:38 pm
How 'bout when I raise THIS finger ... or *drops trou-* do THIS as if to say "HELLO!" Eh? Eh?
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 2:59 pm
Hey - that's funny when you make that face....no, not that one, nooooo....noooo.....THAT ONE! That is TOO funny!
Sean - April 8, 2009, 2:16 pm
*gasp!*
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 2:13 pm
No. I saw it happen on your PC the other night too. You had already gone to bed so no one was using it; just wanted to check my email before I installed the cameras for the Admin.
Sean - April 8, 2009, 2:02 pm
I can't be the only one this happens to. Can I?


IN A SLOW KIND OF WAY - The Best Kind of Pretty


TAGS: yahoo answers pretty slow kind of way
Rating: 2.81/5

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facepalm - September 30, 2009, 7:48 pm
bah didnt even expect it to get approved im surprised
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 7:07 pm
Look what facepalm found online!
Derek - September 30, 2009, 6:23 pm
Never look for reassurance on the internet. You only get it from Timmy's and women who've lost their heads.


SUN-KISSED -




INTERNET - It used to be real slow....




Beginners be careful -


TAGS: slow cool down
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - August 22, 2013, 8:04 am
That's Called the maoworks2 work out .
Greeny - August 22, 2013, 4:37 am
Sure, rub it in my face - lucky ba5tard...


Slow Foods -


TAGS: zombie surgeon general slow foods
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - August 14, 2013, 1:00 pm
Gotta watch that Cholesterol level! 5/f


Now you know -




Caution -




WET WOOL - HOT HAMMY -


TAGS: natural selection or slowest runner
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - August 17, 2012, 1:19 pm
‘WET WOOL-HOT HAMMY’ …good LOL for that…5L


RETIREMENT -


TAGS: old dogs dream of slow rabbits
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - March 6, 2013, 9:27 am
Heh, just cruised thru the first four posters of the day. I’m not done smiling, and this one, space, tops them. Cheers, mate.


Layers of the Soul -




B........ling. -




WHAT IF? -


TAGS: what if slow down
Rating: 4.47/5

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spacedog - June 4, 2010, 6:59 pm
THAT is a 5L demotivator Face.
Cubbybear - June 4, 2010, 12:38 pm
Be careful what you wish for...Oh wait!


DOWNTIME -




MY LIFE -




bullet time -


TAGS: bullet time is slow motion
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 11:26 pm
Really? Interesting. I didn't think that a card was going to slow down bullet.
vulture - August 22, 2013, 7:51 pm
Bit of tumbling going on there - time to clean a dirty barrel.


it's December 2nd -




FAST CHILDREN - Good for 5000 points a pop.




SLOW DOWN NO SPEED UP - Speed Trap


TAGS: speed sighns slow trap car road street 12 1 2 drive trafic
Rating: 2.38/5

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familyghost - May 18, 2009, 8:19 pm
... Can you even measure that on a speedometer?


SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING - This sign is so mean...


TAGS: slow children playing
Rating: 2.1/5

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rick - October 30, 2008, 7:58 pm
apparently it is ok to call them slow, but not ok to call them retarded...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 1:08 pm
because it calls the children slow or because the child pictured is using some other child's head as a basketball?


TRAFFIC - Your destination is far cooler than mine, you arrogant bastard!




Speed -




You know you're driving too slow -


TAGS: slow driver problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2015, 12:10 pm
Glad you're enjoying today's efforts! Thanks Cern!
concern3 - December 5, 2015, 11:15 am
you're on a roll miss butter


I.E. Loading -


TAGS: internet explorer loading slow computer
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - January 6, 2016, 7:03 pm
The only thing slower is the snail mail, Every the boys & girls at Redmond try to make things Better they make it Worse.


slowpokious -




Trial Marriage -




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